GO CLIMATE POKEMON !

 CLIMATE WARS  POKEMON GO,

IS  BASED  ON  ANIMATED AVATARS  OF  
 THE  151  MOST  RECOGNIZABLE  &  PREDICTABLE

CLIMATE  COMMUNICATORS,  FRAMERS,  DENIERS,  TROLLS AND  BORES.

ONCE DRAWN, THESE  GHASTLY CREATURES 
 CAN  BE  MAPPED  INTO THE  I-PHONE  DOMAINS OF  
CLIMATE  CONFERENCES, WHERE  HUNTING THEM DOWN AFFORDS WELCOME  RELIEF  FROM  THE  TEDIUM  OF  THE  PROCEEDINGS. 
 HERE,  FOR EXAMPLE, IS  CLIMATE  POKEMON  #1 :

                                                                      MONCZILLA

MONCZILLA'S  SUPERPOWER  IS IGNITING  UNDERWATER VOLCANOES WHILE MISQUOTING  HORACE

DENIERS HAVE BEEN  PLAYING CLIMATE  POKEMON  FOR  YEARS  -- 
 PIKAJU'S COUSIN  CHICKLITTA  WAS CAUGHT  NEXT  TO  DR S. FRED SINGER 
 AT  THE  HEARTLAND INSTITUTE'S 1CC-9 CONFERENCE  IN 2014:

DR. SINGER IS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT